Siheyuan: Smack Silly Zhu Awake and Get Rich!

“Ding! The Beat Up Your Little Brother and Get Rich System is activated! Silly Zhu takes a belt-whipping = +10% combat power! Yushui smiles once = meat coupons doubled!”

He Weijun, who came back to life after playing dead on the battlefield, is reborn as the eldest He brother, who “died young” in Love in the Courtyard!

What about his younger brother He Yuzhu, who keeps getting exploited and even gives back more than he gets? Whip him with a steel-core belt! Hang him from a tree and whip him! Keep going until he comes to his senses!

“Big brother! Stop whipping me! I'll snatch Qin Huairu's lunchbox back right now!”

And his little sister He Yushui, thin as a stick? Spoil her rotten! The System showers them with coveted goods from the era!

“Yushui, this Phoenix bike is yours! Got full marks at the end of term? Take whatever you want from the Friendship Store!”

The courtyard pests hit their breaking point:

Jia Zhangshi fakes an accident to demand money? “I'll dip the belt in iodine, whip you with it, then you can use it on your face!”

Yi Zhonghai tries to guilt-trip him? “Want to hear a bang? My whipping sounds are sharper than firecrackers!”

Xu Damao tries to stab him in the back? “Damao, want me to pickle those new shoes of yours in a cesspit?”