Divine Physiognomist: I Said “Your Husband Will Bring You Misfortune,” and the Whole Internet Begged to Get Back Together

Li Mo transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he is taking part in a metaphysics challenge show called Are You My God?, livestreamed across the entire internet. He is a face-reading apprentice on the verge of elimination.

Just as he is at a loss in front of the camera, he unexpectedly binds himself to the [Heavenly Secrets Face-Reading System]. As long as he bluntly reveals, in front of everyone, the hidden flaws, romantic entanglements, or future calamities reflected in someone’s face, he can earn generous rewards.

The livestream takes a complete turn:

A female guest asks about her love life. Li Mo glances up and says, “Every relationship you have ends in disaster. It’s not that you haven’t met the right person. You’re cursed to bring your husbands to ruin.”

The whole room falls silent. An “Alliance of Victims” formed by her ex-boyfriends starts airing their grievances online.

A male contestant boasts about his popularity with women. Li Mo makes a quick calculation. “You’ve been losing money lately? Don’t bother asking. You sent it all to your ‘fifth’ online girlfriend. Her profile picture is my second uncle.”

Even a famous top-tier star comes to see him in private. Li Mo glances at her palm and says, “Are you short of a man? No, what you’re short of is someone who’ll tell you the truth: your current boyfriend is in Bali with your best friend.”

Netizens: “Friendly reminder: before getting your fortune read by Master Li, delete your chat history, uninstall your social media apps, and prepare to cut ties with all your friends and family.”

Ex-boyfriend: “This is ridiculous! The master would sooner believe I’m cursed to be alone than suspect she’s a player!”

Top-tier star: “Master, my palm is itchy. Am I lacking yang energy? Could you give me a rub to replenish it?”

Foreign contestant: “Face-reading? Fate?!! Chinese metaphysics is awesome!”