I Promised to Keep a Low Profile, But the Campus Belle Insists I Show Off

After awakening an S-rank ability, I decisively chose to be a laid-back slacker.

On the day I was assigned to the good-for-nothing class, everyone was showing off their useless abilities.

“My ability makes hot water turn cold!” “I can teach potted plants to do square-dancing!”

The homeroom teacher slammed the desk and roared, “Get serious, all of you! Today I'm teaching you how to slack off with D-rank abilities and coast through your credits!”

I looked down at my phone, scrolling, when the campus alarm suddenly blared: “Warning! An SSS-rank containment object has breached the restricted zone!”

As everyone panicked, I quietly glanced at my phone.

I think I might've accidentally tapped the “Clear All Threats on Campus” test button just now.