I used to be a little stone spirit. While cultivating, I let distracting thoughts take hold and went mad, dying on the spot. When it came time to reincarnate, I refused to drink Granny Meng’s Soup of Oblivion and smashed her bowl. Granny Meng was so furious she chased me through nine lifetimes. Before the tenth began, she caught me and hurled me down to the mortal realm. On the way, I met the Princess of the Kingdom of Women, who was also heading for reincarnation. A wicked thought came over me, and I stole her destiny. I thought no one would ever find out I had impersonated her, until Jingwei came knocking...
Honorable Judge, the following is my glorious... confession.
My name is Shi Ji. This is the first thing I need to confess.
