Chinese Showbiz: From the Start, I'm a Top-Tier Star, and the Whole Internet Wants Me to Break Up

After transmigrating into the body of top-tier idol Wei Mu, I discovered my fans were toxic!

Other stars' fans: “Oppa, don't you dare date anyone! Mommy loves you!”

My fans: “Holy crap! Old Wei hasn't broken up with anyone in three months. Has he run out of inspiration?”

“Please, someone get with Wei Mu and then dump him! We want new songs!”

It all started when, after breaking up with my first love, I wrote “Where's the Happiness We Promised?” in my misery. It became a huge hit across the internet.

After that, things got ridiculous.

Every time I announced a relationship:

Haters: “Heh, let's see how long this one lasts.”

New fans: “Waaah, Oppa, you have to be happy!”

Old fans: “Yay! Start the clock! I'll bet six months. The new album is guaranteed!”

Every time news broke that I'd split up:

The whole internet rushed to spread the gossip, and entertainment media splashed it across their front pages. It was more exciting than New Year's!

The hashtag **#WeiMuBreakup** always trended higher than anything else!

Every one of my ex-girlfriends became a “breakup muse,” and their worth skyrocketed.

The female stars across the entertainment industry started looking at me differently, their eyes filled with longing: longing for a passionate romance and a breakup that everyone would watch!

Faced with this hellish battlefield, Wei Mu was close to tears.

“I really just want to have a normal relationship!”

“You fake fans, stop urging me to break up!”

“And you lot! Stop crowding around me! I'm not some breakup wish-granting machine, okay!”