I Lie Flat and Become a God, While My Dad King Zhou Goes on a Killing Spree

After transmigrating as Yin Ze, the son of King Zhou, he chooses to lie flat in the Investiture of the Gods world, where sages scheme and immortals are everywhere.

As a baby who can barely talk, what else can he do but lie flat? The best plan is to run off to Xiqi and cling to someone powerful!

What he doesn't know is that his father, Di Xin, hailed as a tyrant for the ages, can hear his thoughts!

At the Nuwa Temple, Di Xin is about to write a poem.

Yin Ze's inner monologue: [Oh no, it's the iconic scene! Once he writes that obscene poem, Daji will show up and Shang will fall. I need to get my escape plan underway sooner!]

Di Xin silently pulls back his ink-covered brush and writes a poem of praise instead.

Back at the palace.

Yin Ze's inner monologue: [I'm dying of thirst. I've been yelling forever. A bowl of chilled sour plum soup would hit the spot.]

Di Xin says calmly, “Someone, bring the little prince a bowl of sour plum soup with ice.”

Yin Ze: “!!!”

From that moment on, the course of history takes a bizarre turn.

Yin Ze grumbles in his thoughts about the treacherous ministers Fei Zhong and You Hun. The next day, both their heads are on the ground.

Yin Ze wonders to himself when Xiqi will rebel. In the blink of an eye, his father has Xiqi surrounded with layers of defenses.

Yin Ze thinks about how shameless the Twelve Golden Immortals of the Chan Sect are. Before long, his father starts sending people to seek out experts from the Jie Sect.

As Shang's fortunes soar, loyal ministers and capable generals gather around, and one enemy after another is outmaneuvered and killed by his own father, Yin Ze is utterly bewildered.

I haven't done anything! I've only grumbled to myself!

How did my dad manage to take care of everything on his own, and turn into a killing machine?

How am I supposed to run off to Xiqi now?