I'm a Cultivator, and You're Using Inner Strength to Give Me a Scraping Massage?

[Comprehensive Martial Arts + Invincible Hero + Comedy + Dimensional Overkill + Boss Status Screen] [He hasn't even arrived, and his health bar is already in your face!] Wang Qing transmigrates to the Nine Provinces of the comprehensive martial arts world, with a body at the peak of the Mahayana stage from the start. The bad news: spiritual energy is depleted in this world. He can't replenish the power that once reached the heavens, and with no mana bar, he can't cast spells. The good news: the System has made his health bar (HP) visible, and it stretches farther than anyone can see! And so the martial world went completely off the rails. When Wang Qing appeared at the martial arts tournament, nobody had even made out his face before they were scared to their knees by a red health bar stretching across thirty thousand miles of sky, blotting out the sun! Ximen Chuixue's sword came flying from the west and struck him between the brows! [-1 (forced HP reduction)] System notification: [HP restored +99,999...] Ximen Chuixue stared at his shattered sword and fell into despair on the spot. Zhu Wushi used the Great Absorption Technique. “I'll drain all your internal energy!” Wang Qing spread his hands. “I don't have any internal energy. Why not try sucking out some blood? I don't mind.” Three days and three nights later, Zhu Wushi was so full he spat foam, while Wang Qing's health bar hadn't even dropped by 0.01%. Years later, Wang Qing was honored as the “Supreme God of the Martial World.” When the whole martial world came to ask for his guidance, Wang Qing said sincerely: “Want to train until you're as indestructible as I am? It's simple.” “First, find a cultivation world and train to the Mahayana stage.” “Second, come down here and let these martial artists give you a light massage.” The experts dropped their brushes and wept. “This question is way beyond the syllabus!”