Siheyuan: Reborn as Silly Zhu, I Turn to the Dark Side

He Yuzhu wakes up to find that he has become Silly Zhu from *The Full Courtyard of Beasts*: the pathetic pushover drained by the beasts in the courtyard, treated by Qin Huairu as a lifelong meal ticket, and manipulated by Yi Zhonghai into supporting him in his old age! From the start, Qin Huairu shows up with Bang Geng and blocks his door to “borrow” money. 【Ding! God-Tier Choice System activated!】 【Option One: Keep being a doormat, hand over your wages, and maintain your “good guy” image.】 【Option Two: Turn ruthless on the spot, tear into Qin Huairu, and rip off her “white lotus” disguise!】 He Yuzhu resolutely chooses the second option. “Qin Huairu, get lost! You’re not getting another cent from me!” 【Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have gained god-tier cooking skills and +10 Strength!】 From then on, Silly Zhu goes “dark”! When Yi Zhonghai tries to guilt-trip him with morality? “First Grandpa, drop that sanctimonious act. You want me to support you in your old age? Who do you think you are?” When Xu Damao frames him? He turns the tables and gets Xu Damao fired and sent down to the workshop! When Jia Zhangshi throws a tantrum and rolls around on the ground? He kicks her flying! With the System at his command, He Yuzhu becomes a master chef and rises in his career. He marries a good wife and protects his younger sister, He Yushui. He moves into a big house and lives the good life, watching coldly as the beasts in the courtyard bicker and make a mess of everything!