Xiao Hei: Guess Why I'm a Fake Healer?

Name: Xiao Hei: Guess Why I'm a Fake Healer?
Author: Snow Claws Asleep in Clouds

小黑：你猜我为什么是伪治愈系？

by Snow Claws Asleep in Clouds (雪爪眠云)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 188k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 5d ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Blue Creek Town from the start] [Everyday life] [No romance, the author has never dated]

After dying unexpectedly, Bai Xuanxiao sets off on a journey through another world, guided by an unreliable deity.

In this perilous world, Bai Xuanxiao manages to become one of the frail healing-type fairies. Wait, something's a little off about this ability. Let's call him half a healer, then.

Even so, he's ridiculously weak.

Whatever, whatever. Keeping a low profile is the way to go. If we can't beat you head-on, can't we at least outlast you?

What was that? My ears suddenly went blind. You call Bai Xuanxiao frail when he can split a mountain with his bare hands, summon branches as hard and tough as metal, and create a small forest with a single sneeze?

It's a blessing from the heavens if he doesn't cause trouble. And you want to go after him? Have you eaten too many red beans or something?

No, wait.

What do you mean he cultivates technology and cultivation at the same time?

What do you mean Bai Xuanxiao split into two personalities, Bai Xiao and Xuan Xiao?

And what do you mean, “Though I have no desire to claim the throne, I know the people's suffering, so I must unite the world and build a prosperous republic”?

You only sealed him away because you were on opposing sides. He's completely fine, but the people he protects have picked up weapons and are charging in, shouting, “The Wolf King is with us!” Is there no justice?

What do you mean Bai Xuanxiao is the Heavenly Principle, whom Earth Online had such a hard time stealing?

"Elegant Huaxia profanity"

Hehehehe, this damn Earth Online. Where's the quit button?

Stats

78Chapters

2.7kReads · 30 days

57.3kReads · all time

327Shelves

6.8Score

1 ch/weekPace

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