
Warning: Don't Mess with the Sweet Guy, or One Kiss Will Earn You Five Years
警告别惹纯情男,亲一下他逮五年
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 228k Words
- Genre
- Two Male Leads
- Updated
- 11mo ago
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Synopsis
Other names
- My Sweet Ex Turned Dark! Reuniting with Him Is Pure Suffering纯情前任黑化!重逢我可遭老罪了Alternate title on Fanqie
- Warning: Don’t Mess with the Innocent Guy, One Kiss and He’ll Keep you for Five YearsEnglish name
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Overall, it's a pretty good read, but I feel like the main characters could have been a bit sweeter. Something just doesn't feel right; it's like they're both in love and not in love at the same time. Adding a bit of angst could have been better; it's a little too bittersweet right now. Hehe.
The characters really resonate with me, and I'm really looking forward to seeing Shi Xiaogou and Jiajia get back together. Of course, the rivalry between the two is also very compelling. The genuine feelings hidden beneath the anger and hatred are truly touching. Author, feel free to throw in the angst; mature readers will find the sweetness even in the heartbreak.
Very exciting and enjoyable. The plot is humorous in the beginning, a bit angsty in the middle, and sweet in the end. This story brilliantly interprets the phrase, "But regarding what happened that year, we each had our own difficulties." Cheng Jia is very upright and never truly betrayed Princess Xiao Shi.
Speaking from my experience with the book "Bluetooth," this is definitely Tomato's top author; I can trust any book he writes. His writing is superb, the plot is fast-paced and realistic. Especially after reading over 40 chapters, I found the details and emotions in the daily life very realistic and the pacing excellent.
I cried so hard, the writing was so good, and I rarely cry while reading novels. I cried too when I read Xiaoyue's part. I hope he'll be happy in his next life. And that cold-hearted but secretly adorable seme...😭😭😭 I'm still a little shaken after finishing it.😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
I highly recommend this book. Although their meeting was based on deception, they later found warmth and comfort in each other. After their reunion, they are caught in a tug-of-war, a chase and a flight. Each character the author creates is distinct and memorable. The descriptions of scenes and the expression of emotions are incredibly delicate, making you feel as if you are there, and truly empathize! Highly recommended…and I'm really looking forward to it!
So beautiful! 😢 I'm going to cry. Kobayashi, I'm so heartbroken 🥺 He was so timid, yet he managed to hold the fruit knife firmly in the end 😢 Xiao Shi and Xiao Jia are so good 🥺 Poor two babies 😢🥺😢😢😢 May Xiaoshi and Xiaojia always be happy. Wishing you 99
Don't come if you're a uke! 😄 It gets really sweet later on. I'm a hardcore uke myself, and I almost fell asleep reading this! 😄 I even wanted the main characters to have a bad ending, and I honestly started to hate Cheng Shi a bit. Of course, the author's writing is excellent. Jiajia, I hope you're happy. We must support those you forgive! 😄 Cheng Shi 99 🥺
Sure, I stayed up all night and finished it. Personally, I think it's much better than the formulaic novels I read recently; it's just a matter of personal preference. Some people might think the uke (bottom) lacks self-respect or the seme (top) is problematic, but I felt it hit my sweet spot and made me want to stay up all night reading it.
I've been suffering from a reading slump for a long time, and this is the first time I've written a long review. This book has truly opened up a whole new world for me... The author has written the entanglement and inner thoughts of Jia and Shi very well and delicately, allowing readers to easily immerse themselves in the story.