Dark River Sends You to Your Funeral? No, It Sends You to Me!

Name: Dark River Sends You to Your Funeral? No, It Sends You to Me!
Author: A Bottle of Immortality Shampoo, Please

暗河传送葬？不！是把你送我！

by A Bottle of Immortality Shampoo, Please (来瓶长生洗发水)

Status: Completed
Length: 288k Words
Genre: Female-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 10mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Pairing: archer and poison master Shang Fuling x dagger-wielding undertaker Su Changhe. Other pairings are either kept intact or thrown together in a full-on pairing free-for-all.

A new figure has recently appeared in the martial world.

Poisoning! Shooting people dead! Committing every kind of evil!

Several major powers were thrown into disarray by this sudden newcomer, with the Dark River being the most furious of all.

“Dark River, you despicable scum! You killed my martial uncle today. One day, I’ll flatten Dark River!”

Messages like these landed on the desks of the Patriarch and the Su family head every day like raindrops. The usually laid-back Patriarch read the letters in his hands and felt his teeth itch with irritation.

Dark River wasn’t afraid of killing people or being hated, but... who the hell said that murderous maniac belonged to them?

People had been dying in Dark River lately too, all right?

Dark River was innocent too, all right?

People from Dark River had been going out with their lives in their hands lately, afraid of catching an arrow through the heart, all right?

“Changhe, are you sure this person isn’t one of your men?”

Su Muyu was silent for a long while before finally asking the question.

The killer was simply too brazen. Honestly... it really was the sort of thing Dark River would do...

Su Changhe looked deeply at Su Muyu. The heart he’d been holding out hope for finally went thud and died.

“Whoever’s framing me, I want her dead!”

With that resolve, the Patriarch left Dark River in the middle of the night.

But he didn’t know that when he left, he would lose not only one of his own, but also his heart, completely and utterly.

P.S. This is a story about “bad people,” but there are no absolute villains in my writing, and correspondingly, no absolute good people either. Everyone is an ordinary person with their own selfish motives.

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1kReads · 30 days

82kReads · all time

111Shelf adds, last 14 days

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