The NBA's Wellness Guru: Loading Peak Derrick Rose

In 2014, Ye Li transmigrated into this world and got the [NBA Wellness System] from the start.

As long as he practiced "healthy habits" on or off the court, he could get stronger!

And so, the NBA's whole vibe changed:

At a Timberwolves tryout, LaVine tried to dunk on him. Ye Li set down his thermos, loaded the [Peak Derrick Rose Template], and threw down a soaring dunk that taught him a lesson!

After the game, he told Wiggins earnestly, "Basketball isn't about fighting and killing. It's about people skills. Learn to take care of yourself, and you can play until you're fifty."

From then on, the Timberwolves had a new "Goji Berry Mamba."

Curry: "Ever since I learned Ye Li's cupping technique, my ankles haven't hurt once!"

Durant: "Soaking your feet on the bench really does bring back your touch. This is great!"

LeBron: "To beat Ye Li, I have to learn his Tai Chi footwork!"

Kobe stared at the wellness advice Ye Li had sent him, "Don't ride in helicopters," and fell into deep thought...

Years later, white-haired Ye Li was still strolling around on the court. He patted LeBron's son on the shoulder and said, "The future is yours, but for now, this old man is still in charge!"