NBA: I'm the Basketball Court's Biggest Bully, and I Make Kobe Cry

Back in 2009, Wang Zhe not only gains elite physical gifts, but also activates the “Happy Basketball System.” As long as he feels “happy” on the court, he earns generous rewards and grows stronger fast! And so, Wang Zhe’s wildly unconventional style makes him the most “unserious” player in the history of the NCAA and even the NBA. To the media: “Practice? Can practice make me happier than going to a nightclub? If I’m not happy, how am I supposed to play well?” To biased referees: “The only thing that makes me happy is roasting you, so I’m going to let it rip. A fine? Who cares? I’m happy!” To dirty players: “You’ve made me unhappy, so I’ll have to elbow you until you cry and let you experience my kind of happiness!” Kobe: “If I hadn’t seen him coming out of a nightclub at four in the morning, I’d think he was the hardest-working player around.” LeBron James: “His happiness is built on our suffering!” David Stern: “He’s a ratings guarantee and the biggest reason I go through bottles of heart medication.” Chinese fans: “A troublemaker? No, he’s our General Wang, a man of letters who can roast the refs and a warrior who can elbow the brutes. A true master of both!” See how Wang Zhe dominates the most unforgiving courts in the most unconventional way!