My Girlfriend Popped a Star, and I Claimed It Was Fireworks

[Urban high-martial arts] + [play the pig to eat the tiger] + [invincible] + [misunderstandings] + [romance] + [lighthearted comedy]

I’d just moved in with my campus-beauty girlfriend when she nearly set off a miniature sun on the balcony!

My name is Lin Mo. On the surface, I’m an utterly ordinary university student, but I bear ninety-nine chains of divine shackles, and ninety-nine percent of my power is sealed.

My girlfriend, Su Niannian, has the mind of a three-year-old child, yet can summon natural disasters with a casual wave of her hand. She’s a walking human nuke, codenamed “The Zero-er”!

The whole world is looking for her, hoping to control or destroy her.

And I’m her only “safety valve.”

Only when she’s near me do my shackles loosen. Only when I hold her can her urge to destroy be soothed.

She handles being sweet and innocent while destroying the world.

I handle cleaning up the mess and playing the pig to eat the tiger.

“Report! A black hole has appeared in the target area!”

“Don’t panic. My girlfriend just wants to taste the sweetness of the stars.”

“Alert! A conglomerate’s headquarters has been razed to the ground!”

“Relax. My girlfriend thought the building was blocking her view of the sunset.”

As the gods descend, the myriad races invade, and the world’s strongest fighters despair, I gently put my arms around the girl in them. “Niannian, would you like to watch a spectacular fireworks display?”

The next second, the universe trembles!