She Uses Nuke Bombs as Firecrackers. Stay Away from Her

Name: She Uses Nuke Bombs as Firecrackers. Stay Away from Her
Author: Realm of Entropy

她搓核弹当摔炮玩的，你离她远点

by Realm of Entropy (熵变之境)

Status: Completed
Length: 244k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Your requests for updates are my greatest motivation. She's using nuclear bombs as firecrackers, so stay away from her!

Su Xiaoxiao is an F-rank freshman at Longteng Academy. Sporting permanent dark circles, she has three daily hobbies: sleeping, snacking, and casually turning anything that annoys her, including but not limited to the cafeteria, the test arena, the dean, and half a mountain, into an Abyss attraction.

When a hulking instructor trembles as he offers her jerky for protection, when an ancient martial arts patriarch is vaporized by a “strawberry marshmallow” and becomes nothing but a legend, and when the only topic at a global summit becomes “How do we let this little tyrant sleep until she wakes up naturally?” the supernatural world finally gets it:

Stay away from her! Keep the snacks coming!

Otherwise, the sports field beneath your feet might become the next “Caramel Pudding Bowl Abyss Sightseeing Area.”

Other names

I Make the Galaxy into a Firecracker, and the Entire Universe Treats Me to Snacks手搓银河当摔炮全宇宙请我吃零食Alternate title on Fanqie

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