I'm Really Not a Sub, but My Master Knows Just What to Do

[Cultivation] + [Misunderstandings] + [A Cultivation-Crazed Protagonist] + [Comedy] + [A Twisted Love Story of Obsession and Captivity]

My name is Lu Heng. I transmigrated to a cultivation world and awakened the most absurd physique in history: I get stronger whenever I’m beaten!

While others meditate in seclusion, I storm forbidden grounds. While others take pills, I drink deadly poison. While others seek lucky encounters, I beg people to hunt me down!

For the sake of cultivation, I volunteer to take lightning strikes for my junior sister and help the elders test poisonous pills. The whole sect thinks I’m a saint who selflessly puts others first. Only I know I’m just cultivating as efficiently as possible!

But my aloof, otherworldly Iceberg Master has started looking at me rather strangely.

Then one day, she binds me to her cold jade bed with chains of ten-thousand-year-old ice. Her beautiful eyes are as cold as frost, but her voice is terrifyingly gentle: “Heng, you like ‘hurting’ yourself so much. Are you trying to get my attention? From now on, I’ll be the one to ‘take care’ of you.”

Help! I’m really not a masochist! I can’t handle this kind of love from you, Master!