This Old Fox, Wei Xiaodong: Delivering Takeout in the Investiture of the Gods

Wei Xiaodong is a delivery guy from Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region, and the sixth among his siblings.

He calls himself a genius sixth son.

One day, he gets into an accident while making a delivery and transmigrates, food and all, into the Investiture of the Gods world, where he meets the Master of the Heavens. The master asks, “Young friend, where do you come from?”

Wei Xiaodong replies, “I hail from Guangxi, where I crashed into four chickens and died! I am Wei Xiaodong, the Delivery Emperor of the Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region!”

Since he is there, he decides to make the best of it and starts delivering food in the Investiture of the Gods world, specializing in luosifen.

Before long, his luosifen has taken the whole world by storm. Even the three notorious rebels from the Heavenly Court in the neighboring Journey to the West, Sun Wukong, Erlang Shen, and Nezha, come running to try it.

He awakens the Crazy Drama System, a script system, and a Dual Cultivation System, helping Biyou Palace defeat Jade Void Palace and dominate the Investiture of the Gods world.

He leads the great gods in a huge dance to “Subject Three.” Later, when the Demon Lord Wutian wreaks havoc across the world, he leads the gods of Biyou Palace in killing Wutian and earns the title “Delivery Emperor.”

While others cultivate immortality, I deliver meals. While others face tribulations, I farm orders.

When Wei Xiaodong rides his green ox and delivers hellishly spicy luosifen to each of the Twelve Golden Immortals of the Chan Sect, the entire Investiture of the Gods world takes on a whole new look.

Yuanshi Tianzun fumes, “This brat is throwing the cosmic order into chaos!”

Wei Xiaodong fires back with a one-star review warning: “Keep mouthing off and I’ll cut off your Chan Sect food supply. Think your disciples won’t all come running to eat at my Jie Sect cafeteria?”