Douluo Dalu: The Slacker Big Shot Picks Up Zombie Tang San from the Start

斗罗：摸鱼大佬开局捡到丧尸唐三

by Three Seven Twenty-One, Time to Get to Work (三七二十一开工了)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 403k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
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【Synopsis】 Hao Le, an overworked wage slave, transmigrates to Douluo Dalu. All he wants is to lie flat and slack off, but he arrives just as the “Black Blood of Ten Thousand Filths” threatens to destroy the world and its rules collapse. After awakening the Invincible Slacker System, he reflects attacks by sleeping and purifies zombies with square dancing, carving out a “Slacker’s Paradise” in the apocalypse. He recruits a motley crew of problem partners, including the blind-box support Ning Rongrong, the philosophy-babbling Ma Hongjun, and the directionally challenged war god Dai Mubai. He wins over ferocious beasts with hot pot, drives divine envoys mad with the art of winging it, and even talks the Asura God Tang San into becoming his dance partner. When the divine realm sends down the “Sword of the Ultimate KPI,” Hao Le whips out the Labor Law and brings the Heavenly Dao crashing down with a single line: “You’re making me work overtime illegally.” In the end, he connects to the power of slackers across countless worlds and dismantles the embodiment of cosmic order with the ultimate bit of nonsense: “Happiness doesn’t need a purpose.” Douluo Dalu becomes the cultural hub of countless worlds, and his companions each retire. Hao Le lounges on the roof of a hot pot restaurant, gazes at the stars, and smiles. “Where to next? Which world should I bring happiness to?”

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