Honghuang: The Slacking Saint Whose Diary Tongtian Secretly Reads

I transmigrate into the Investiture of the Gods and become a marginal disciple of the Jie Sect, bound to the [Diary Defying Heaven System].

To stay alive, I feverishly spoil the future in my diary every day:

[Master Tongtian, you look so pathetic getting ganged up on by the Four Saints!]

[Senior Brother Duobao, how do you like the Western teachings?]

[Long-Eared Dingguang Immortal, are you ready to betray us with those six prayer mats?]

I only meant to write a diary, collect the System’s rewards, and make a run for it.

Who knew the entire Jie Sect would see my diary!

Sect Master Tongtian spends the night restoring the Immortal Slaying Sword Formation, then turns around and kicks Duobao over to the West.

My senior sisters, the Three Sky Ladies, block the door and insist that I explain why the Nine-Bend Yellow River Formation loses.

Empress Nuwa herself descends and asks what the Investiture of the Gods says...

When Dao Ancestor Hongjun appears and demands coldly, “Where is the variable in the Heavenly Dao?”

I look at Sect Master Tongtian beside me, wearing an expression that says, “Praise me,” and fall into deep thought.

Master, are you having a little too much fun with this?