Raising Deadbeats in the Primordial World

Lin Xuan, a programmer, transmigrates by accident and becomes the Qingyun Sect’s notorious cultivation failure. Disheartened, all he wants is to live out his days in the mountains, raising a few cats and dogs and growing flowers and plants. But the little wildcat he picked up is the Primordial Ferocious Beast, the World-Ending Black Tiger; the goldfish in his pond is the Dragon Ancestor, the Chaos Divine Dragon; even the rooster whose crowing annoys him is the “Primordial Phoenix Emperor” of the Demon Court... Every day, he eats the cabbages he grows himself, which are actually Chaos Green Lotuses, and feeds weeds, which are actually Nine Heavens Swordgrass, to his rabbits, which are actually Lunar Jade Rabbits. Little does he know that every single thing he grows is an unparalleled treasure that immortals and gods outside would fight to the death to obtain. Then one day, the System suddenly activates: “Ding! A primordial beast has been detected. Host, subdue it immediately to begin your path to invincibility!” Lin Xuan looks at the “little animals” in his yard, trembling and desperately trying to act cute, and falls into thought. “System, is this what you call... useless?”