The Map My Dad Left Behind Is Super Creepy

Chen Nan took the tattered divine map his father left behind and used it as a flying carpet, only to be chased and beaten by the seven divine souls as a group. "Does your dad know you're using the Chaos Sky Map like this?!"

The divine dragon Ao Tian cowered behind Chen Nan, whimpering as he complained: "All I did was sneak a peek at the Jade Ruyi, and that big shot inside sucked me dry until all I have left is my five-clawed golden hide!"

Chen Nan set a pellet in his slingshot. The moment his shot went wide, it blew the waistbands off the elders of three major sects in a row. Just then, the Jade Ruyi flashed, and a sleeping powerhouse murmured, "Who's... using my energy to play in the mud?"

The world descended into chaos. Chen Nan leapt onto the shrunken divine dragon and rode it skyward with the map held aloft. "Don't rush me. I'll find another new cheat to add to the mix!"