A Slacker's Guide to Immortality: The System Says I Should Lay Low for a Hundred Years

Lin Xiaoman transmigrated into the scene of a massacre that had wiped out an entire family. After finally binding herself to a System, she thought her golden finger had arrived. But the System told her she had to lie low for a hundred years before she could unlock the main cultivation storyline. She stared at the immortal cranes gliding past outside the courtyard, then looked down at her mud-stained hands. The average mortal lived to sixty, and she was already sixteen. Living another forty-four years would be cause for celebration! A hundred years? Would she end up as rotten wood by the back wall of the servants’ quarters?

She roared, “System, are you messing with me?”