Sign-In Journey to the West: This Tang Monk Is a Bit of a Schemer

When I woke up, I, Chen Yi, a corporate wage slave through and through, had somehow become Tang Sanzang... as a baby?! An old monk even found me and gave me a beginner's gift pack from the start. My inner monologue: So this is what I get for all that 996 grind?!

Even crazier, on the first day of the pilgrimage, my [Sign-In System] officially activated, and things went completely off the rails:

[Sign-in at Eagle Sorrow Ravine successful: Reward, “MAX Dragon Clan Favorability.” Little White Dragon became my mount overnight and even came with a beauty filter!]

[Sign-in at Gao Village successful: Reward, “Bottomless Bubble Tea.” Zhu Bajie was willing to carry luggage for ten years for just one sip!]

[Sign-in at the Flowing Sand River successful: Reward, “Hair Loss Prevention Guide.” Sha Wujing was so moved that he strung nine skulls into a cultural-creative bracelet all by himself!]

As for me, I say “Amitabha” on the outside, while going absolutely wild in my head:

“Wukong, that monster looks like it hasn't met its performance targets.”

“Bajie, keep slacking off and I'll list you on Xianyu for sale!”

“Tathagata, can you ship these scriptures cash on delivery? I don't want to walk anymore...”

The System also keeps issuing ridiculous quests:

Now the whole Three Realms is buzzing with rumors:

The pilgrimage team has gone crazy, and Tang Sanzang is the final BOSS!

All I want to say is:

Don't mess with me. I get stronger just by signing in, and before I knew it... I'd become a saint!