God Wants to Go Out and Have Fun

A supreme god’s diary of slacking off and escaping, and an outrageously wild adventure sweeping across the Three Realms!

Haotian, supreme ruler of the Three Realms, has lived through countless eras. His daily routine consists of handling an endless stream of prayers, listening to gods bicker in meeting after meeting, and reviewing Heavenly Dao memorials piled higher than mountains. Divine life is so dull that even the stone lions outside his palace are practically cultivating into spirits.

He’s had enough! Enough of Nezha smashing the glazed tiles on the Southern Heavenly Gate for the 108th time and asking for repairs. Enough of the Matchmaker’s carelessly tied red threads spawning melodramatic human-world romances. And enough of the peaches at the Peach Banquet always tasting the same!

“I’m taking leave! I’m going on vacation! I’m going out to have some fun!”

So, on an utterly ordinary morning, the supreme god Haotian made an extremely un-supreme decision: he skipped work! He sealed away 99 percent of his divine power, fashioned a mortal secret identity, and plunged into the human world, the place he yearned for most and knew least.

He’d imagined a wonderful new life of bright lights, fine food, luxury cars, and unrestrained freedom.

Instead…

“Hello? 110? I think… I’ve been swindled out of fifty yuan?” (Did the seal on my divine power also seal away my intelligence?)

“Help! Why is the human means of transport called the ‘subway’ when there’s no soil or iron inside, only crowds that can crush me into a divine pancake?” (I forgot to adjust my physical strength and nearly got my godhead knocked out by an old man’s elbow!)

“These online novels written by this generation of mortals… What do I do if they’re more interesting than my own divine laws? Anyone there? This is urgent. I’m almost out of data!” (He quickly became a middle-aged internet addict.)

Meanwhile, the divine realm had already descended into chaos over his sudden “disappearance”…