The Soldier King Bodyguard Is Such a Show-Off, He Tricks a College Senior Into Marrying Him

Good news: I’m the Dragon Fang Special Forces King, codenamed “Shadow.” I’ve returned from retirement, and my mission is to protect a gorgeous, wealthy senior from university. Bad news: To keep my identity secret, I have to disguise every jaw-dropping move as a “coincidence” or an “accident”! Scene one: Some punks corner my senior. I want to take them all down with one punch and save her in style! But I slip, crash into a trash can, and set off a chain reaction that knocks everyone over. My senior’s beautiful eyes go wide. “Chen Mo, are you... some kind of lucky idiot?” Scene two: A rival shows off his sports car and challenges me to a race to the mountaintop. I want to show off my driving skills and leave him with no choice but to admit defeat! But I can only ride a shared bike, taking shortcuts and calculating the traffic lights. By sheer “luck,” I reach the finish line just before he gets stuck in a traffic jam. My rival: “Wait, how did he beat me on that junky bike?!” Scene three: A top assassin attacks. I want to take him out cleanly and efficiently! But all I can do is “accidentally” drop a bottle of mineral water. It bounces three times and hits the back of his neck with pinpoint accuracy. Everyone: “…” Senior Su Qingyao watches the security footage and falls into deep thought. “Once is a coincidence, twice is luck. But what about a hundred times?” Chen Mo, on the verge of tears: Senior, please stop analyzing it! I can’t keep playing this action star much longer!