Fists for Tang Piao, Kicks for Man Zong: Officer, I'm a Good Citizen

[Retired Idol + Genuine Taoist + Fortune-Telling Livestreams + Slaying Demons and Catching Ghosts + Spiritual Qi Revival]

Disgraced Xu Jingtian unexpectedly binds to the Ten Directions Matchmaking System.

Fortunately, he’s good at fortune-telling. Three readings a day earn him one lucky draw from the System.

His predictions are so accurate that Xu Jingtian not only makes a comeback, but becomes a hugely popular master of the occult.

[System lucky draw received.]

Marrow-Cleansing Pills, cultivation methods, and introductory manuals to inner alchemy? What is all this?

While other Taoists are still chanting scriptures, performing rituals, and summoning gods and generals, Xu Jingtian has started scaling walls and tearing ghosts apart with his bare hands.

“666, cultivating immortality and you’re not bringing me along?”

“Master, your fists are literally glowing, and you’re still calling it special effects.”

“I don’t know what happened. He told me to believe in science, then flew right out of the thirtieth floor.”