Siheyuan: Silly Zhu Is Ruthless, and the Neighbors Cry for Their Parents

He Yuzhu transmigrates into the body of a young man and binds to the [No One to Rely On Sign-in System] as soon as his father runs off. When Yi Zhonghai tries to guilt-trip him, He Yuzhu whips out a warning from the Military Control Commission. Jia Zhangshi comes demanding a donation? He immediately sets up an altar and summons Old Jia to settle the matter. Yan Bugui puts on airs as a teacher? One retort, “Because I damn well feel like it,” leaves the cultured man spitting blood. While the beasts of the whole compound wait to suck “Silly Zhu” dry, he wields Bajiquan with his left hand to cow the crowd, rewrites Jurassic Park with his right to rake in royalties, and keeps fresh pork from his daily sign-ins in his pocket. Yi Zhonghai brings a Taoist priest over in the dead of night to exorcise evil spirits. The moment the priest splashes black dog blood, He Yuzhu calmly grabs Jia Zhangshi and uses her as a shield. At the whole-compound meeting, he grins and pulls out his royalty statement: “Anyone who keeps yapping will have their roof smashed in with cash!”