Naruto: You Won't Give Me Heroics, So Why Are You Crying When I Give Up?

Reborn as Naruto, with no System and no way to take revenge on society, and unwilling to keep getting snubbed, why bother working hard at all? I wouldn’t be a Hokage even if you paid me! I’m going to give up, and I mean it! No training, no making friends, no passion. The Land of Waves mission violates the rules? I’m abandoning it. The Konoha Crush plan? I’ll take Shukaku and run straight for the center of the village. Jiraiya wants to train me? No thanks. The Akatsuki wants to capture the Nine-Tails? I’ll lie flat and let them take me. Gradually, all of Konoha starts to panic. Even the Nine-Tails is desperate to stuff chakra into Naruto, and one by one, they all regret their choices!