Naruto: I Call the Third Hokage Little Ape

“Jiro, why did you quit your job as a teacher at the Ninja Academy?” “I’m invincible now. You still expect me to teach? Come on, Third Hokage. Don’t tell me you actually think you’re the strongest Hokage.” Half a second later, the Third Hokage said, “You’re absolutely right.” “Good, you understand. Ten S-rank missions a year as a token of your appreciation. No problem, right?” “No problem.” “Not bad, Xiao Yuan. You’ve got a bright future. I have faith in you!” The Third Hokage clenched his fist, then relaxed it. “Whatever you say.” Danzo couldn’t stand it. “Hiruzen, you’re far too soft!” A tenth of a second later, Danzo said, “Lord Jiro, I spoke a little too loudly just now and disturbed you. I’m truly unforgivable. I’ll immediately slap myself eight hundred times to make you happy.” Chen Ping said, “You’re a quick learner!”