Ninth-Rank Inspector: My Bullet Chat System Is a Little Too Powerful

💖💖 [Goofy comedy + transmigration + System + subverting expectations + officialdom and power struggles + comeback + on-screen comments]💖💖💖

💝💝 [A modern wage slave uses workplace thinking to reform the ancient bureaucracy]💖💖💖🎇

[Day one after a wage slave transmigrates: the yamen explodes]

“Congratulations! Your soul has transmigrated into the ninth-rank patrol inspector of the Great Xia Dynasty! Current situation: the county magistrate has fled, the deputy county magistrate has hanged himself, the registrar has had a stroke, and you’re the only one left in the whole office!”

I stared blankly at the mess before me. Suddenly, a line of text floated across my vision

[White comment: Three circles to the left, three to the right. Something’s wrong with the well by the yamen gate!]

I looked down and saw the county magistrate’s turtle floating in the well! Even more absurdly, there was a treasure map carved into its shell!

[Three hilariously overpowered cheats]

Other people transmigrate with a System. I got a “group chat where readers from the whole server roast everything”:

✅ Comment system: I can not only read the roasts, but copy the answers too! “Use stinky tofu as bait” to catch thieves, “send the emperor’s uncle sexy lingerie” to handle diplomacy, and even crack ancient runes with the comment’s “three circles to the left, three to the right” mantra.

✅ Blind-box shop: Modern knickknacks drop at random every night. A mini megaphone scares off unruly commoners, pepper spray takes down assassins, and sanitary pads make waterproof bandages... Best of all, I once pulled a “PPT template” and used it to analyze a case, leaving the censor dumbfounded.

✅ Official authority meter: Fill it up with praise from the people to unlock “an aura that commands respect from eight feet away”! Even the emperor is fooled into calling me “Lord Sardine, wise indeed,” but all I want is to lie flat, come on!

[A tangled power struggle + scheming, funny enough to make you crow]

(Click to read how a wage slave uses PowerPoint to manage an ancient yamen and turns the imperial court into an internet company!)