The Coffin Seals the Nine Realms

💖💝 [Transmigration across the Nine Realms + fantasy cultivation + System power fantasy + witty comedy + comeback and face-slapping + rapid leveling + invincible the moment the coffin opens + foodie’s comeback]💕💝

🎇“Mortal Realm → Immortal Realm → Divine Realm”

My coffin is so ridiculously powerful, it’s actually a magical treasure...

“I have a coffin that can soar above the nine heavens. Got a problem? I’ll crush you with the lid!”

Ling Guan, a good-for-nothing youth from Qingyang Town, awakens the Chaos Sword Physique on the day his engagement is broken off. With a black coffin at his side and a proud sword spirit for company, he sets off down the one-way road of “devour swords to level up + face-slap and crush scum.”

** [Nonstop thrills: Invincible the moment the coffin opens]**

- He wins the outer-sect tournament by doing nothing, and the elders beg him to become their disciple: “Just swing your sword once, senior, and our sect will have all the prestige it needs!”

- Heavenly Dao emissaries come after him? Sorry, your directionally challenged emissary got lost again and is crouched by the roadside, gnawing on my lackey’s roast chicken.

- Ascending through the Nine Realms? The ascension talisman he pieced together turns out to be a map for an Immortal Realm takeout app. Creator God, your pet cat stole my dried fish again!

** [The comedy crew: A team of natural-born comedians]**

- **Wuhuarou, the foodie lackey**: Defeats a demon princess with the “Sow Charge” divine power, and spends every day pondering the philosophical question of “losing weight” versus “just one more bite.”

- **The sharp-tongued sword spirit**: A little girl’s voice and an electric-shock streak, she threatens, “If you don’t devour swords, I’m cutting your snack budget,” but secretly saves up to buy him coffin-care fluid.

- **The proud Sky-Swallowing Cat**: An orange cat raised by the Creator God. It demands “ten dried fish for one clue to ascension,” and can shatter Heavenly Dao barriers just by yawning.

**When the Chaos Sword Physique meets a foodie crew, and a black coffin collides with Immortal Realm takeout, **

“Ling Guan, I hear you want to become the Creator God?”

“First, let my lackey succeed at losing weight.”