High Martial: Wait, Why Are You a Lightning Reed?

[No Harem + System + Spiritual Qi Revival + Meme Humor + Gains Protagonists’ Powers from Other Worlds + Just Enjoy the Mindless Power Trip]

Chen Tian stared at the options that had appeared with his System and fell silent.

Option One: [Accept Li Hao’s offer], Reward: A little spiritual qi (enough, maybe, to fix a mosquito’s toenail)

Option Two: [Reject Li Hao’s offer], Reward: A little spiritual qi (for a different mosquito to fix the toenail on its other foot)

Option Three: [Walk up to the podium with a serious expression] “I’m a genius. I have no interest in your crooked tricks!”, Reward: The full power set of Toneri Otsutsuki (including the VIP version where digging out eyeballs doesn’t hurt)

Chen Tian immediately strode over, planted his shoe on the podium with a clack, and his personal BGM, “Invincible,” started playing.

Bracing one hand on the desk, he tilted his chin 45 degrees toward the sky and said in an obnoxious tone, “Li Hao, take your crooked methods and get lost. I’m taking the straight and narrow, thanks!”

The next second

[Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have obtained: Toneri’s full power set + an automatic handsome-making Byakugan effect + hair that blows in the wind without getting greasy!]

[Ding! Host has obtained Star Platinum, initial version, with a 0.5-second time stop]

Later, a reporter interviewed him: “Mr. Chen, why are you so powerful?”

“I’m using cheats.”