
The Pillar Men’s Bizarre Adventure in Genshin Impact
柱之男的原神奇妙冒险
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- Ongoing
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- 1.2M Words
- Genre
- Anime Fanfiction
- Updated
- 12d ago
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Other names
- Can't Be Bothered to Think: The Ultimate Lifeform Ascends to Teyvat懒得思考,究极生物飞升提瓦特Former title · until Nov 2026
- Banished from Earth from the Start, I Have No Choice but to Launch Genshin Impact开局被地球驱逐,我被迫原神启动Alternate title on Fanqie
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High-Quality Genshin Impact Books
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I’ve run out of new Genshin Impact novels to read. I’m so bored.
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Looking for High-Quality Anime Fanfiction
Good Genshin Impact, Honkai: Star Rail, Honkai, or Zenless Zone Zero Fanfiction Is Fine!
I want content similar to "In Teyvat, My Master Is Skirk."
Give Me Some Highly Rated Genshin Impact Fan Creations, I'm Starving
Anything from the MiHoYo games is welcome.
Courage Is Humanity's Anthem. JO Fans, Offer Up Your Book Collections!!!
I want to read something similar to "JOJO: Everyday Life at Araki's Mansion."
Nod-Krai Has Been Live for Over Ten Hours, So Why Hasn’t a Single New Book Arrived for Me?
Looking for books similar to Genshin Impact: I’ve Become the God of Fire, and the Popularity System Finally Arrives.
Genshin Impact With Multiple Heroines 😊👍
I want something similar to In Teyvat, I Won’t Let Regrets Fill My Heart.
Looking for All Kinds of Anime Fanfiction, Preferably Long Ones
Columbina♪
Looking for books like "Genshin Impact: A Little Pigeon Won't Leave Me Alone". I want a story that captures Columbina's personality, set after the Song of the Welkin Moon comes out.
The No. 1 Genshin Impact Fanfiction
This is the best Genshin Impact fanfic I've ever read. The plot is hardly angsty, and the writing is wonderfully layered.
Good, Relatively New Gender-Bender Stories
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Stories About Someone Who Can Freely Transform Their Body into Any Shape
The protagonist can freely transform their body into anything they want. For example, their hand can turn into a screwdriver or a rotary hammer, and any part of their body can become anything they can imagine.
A Sneaky, Shameless Hero in a Funny, Imaginative Fantasy Novel
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Ten Drafts, Read and Review Each Other's Work
Looking for something similar to Love in the Qiang Sea. Fantasy and magic, survival and rebirth, inspiring romance, cultivation and cute pets, transmigration and wild ideas.
I Want the Ultimate Stand Power! Just Not in JoJo
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This book is really good, especially the part describing Lu Bu's battle with Sun Wukong over Diao Chan. They fought for hundreds of lives, but Xue Baochai was incredibly strong. If it weren't for Darius's outer-circle attack and Noxus Guillotine, that M4 multiplier spray would have been fatal.
It's alright, there's some fun. The ease with which he can attract girls is thanks to the inherent affinity of the ultimate creature. In summary, the ultimate creature's affinity is the MVP; the protagonist is just a passive winner.
👍This novel is simply a shining pearl in the literary world! From the captivating scene setting at the beginning, it's like a hook that firmly grabs the reader's heart, making them eager to delve deeper into the story. 💫The author's writing skills are astonishingly profound. The delicate descriptions flow like a gentle stream through every plot.
This book is amazing! Divine Thunder, pulled I pooped somewhere, but I feel it's sacred. Where is God? Don't pry into my affairs. Where is the diarrhea stopping? Where is it not magical? Yuan Shen Niu Fu This speaks to the hearts of so many people. This book is so good, how can it be so good, it's amazing! (⭐W⭐)
Five-star review. Holiday reunions are a must! Falgar from the Thousand Star Realm arrives as promised. The returning traveler chasing the wind gets a free five-star Destiny Seat. The past apocalypse, the memories of the eternal oasis, the memories of Jur City. The Lament of Bilerqis—is that called the Vanguard of Cataclysm? The snowflakes of that year fell, the plum blossoms bloomed, let them flow… the past flashes of swords.
I've finished reading it. It's an invincible novel. It feels like it's already invincible. They could add "Beyond Heaven" to it. It wouldn't affect the invincibility and would even enhance the enjoyment. After all, I may not need it, but I can't live without it. Another thing is that you can write about the Stand's abilities when you write about the Stand.
This is a really enjoyable read! It's been a long time since I've had a novel that suits my taste this well. The protagonist has principles (but is very flexible), and there's no initial pressure on his strength; he can use miracles on you—it's incredibly satisfying! I love reading stories with multiple transmigrations (even three transmigrations).
It's not bad, there aren't any major problems. This is my opinion; I hope the author can deal with the person in Liyue Harbor who was granted immortality by the protagonist. Alternatively, all the money he earns after achieving immortality can be taken and used by the protagonist at will, making that person essentially the protagonist's servant. Or just cancel his immortality and give him a healthy body so he can live to be a hundred years old.
There are feelings involved, there are feelings involved, there are feelings involved 😏
Just a little encouragement. Also, I suggest you guys don't have to read this, but please don't leave negative comments. It's rare to find a normal new author like this these days... Because I am one myself 😏 (Look at what kind of lumps Tomato's new books are these days) Ahem, my personal suggestion is that the author could add some JoJo references.