I Just Got Back to the Village and Found Out Everyone's a God!

On a stormy night, I returned to my hometown and found my old family house secretly renovated. Golden light shone from the beams, roof tiles floated on their own, and even Grandpa Zhang, who plays chess at the village entrance, could sprinkle some "glow-in-the-dark powder" to fix the roof!

Then I caught Granny Phoenix teaching the chickens to square dance, the River God holding a staff meeting for crawfish at the fishpond, and the Star of Literary Arts using magic to predict exam questions. That's when it hit me: every villager was a retired immortal!

"Village Officer Chen, the spiritual rice is selling like crazy, and the Earth God worked so hard he turned back into a clay statue!" "Help! The sparrow spirit is on strike, demanding benefits and waving a leaf banner to protest!" "Do something about the Star of Literary Arts! He got called a noob by a kid while playing a mobile game, and now he wants to use magic to change the player's stats!"

Me: "..." Thanks for asking. I'm in Qingzhu Village, where I just used AR glasses to come up with a cover story for the immortals accidentally revealing themselves. I take Granny Phoenix to Fashion Week with my left hand, help the River God get an ID as an aquatic-products expert with my right, and bring prosperity to the whole village by "explaining the supernatural scientifically." Who would've thought that a rookie village officer like me would become the immortals of all three realms' "mortal-world agent"?