Honghuang: I Rewrite Mythology After Being Expelled from the Chan Sect

[On How I Made Up a Bit of History After the Chan Sect Kicked Me Out]

> Lin Yuan, the Chan Sect's famous temp, was officially fired today for “breathing too loudly.” His manager, Guangchengzi, thoughtfully included a “Turning Heaven Seal Reemployment Gift Pack.”

> Just as all hope seemed lost, the [Heavenly Dao Historian System] finally arrived, late but right on time: “Dear, here's the pen. Make it up yourself!”

> So Lin Yuan opened his mouth and made up a story: “Back then, I wrote a letter on behalf of Zulong, and he swore the Dragon Clan would work for me for all eternity!”

> Guangchengzi: “Even my Jie Sect wouldn't believe a tall tale like that!”

> With disaster looming, Lin Yuan used up his last bit of data to send a group message: “@East Sea Dragon King, would you like to renew the Historian Line's VVVIP package?”

> The next second, the East Sea's Wi-Fi signal hit full bars. The Dragon King and his entourage replied with great enthusiasm: “Boss! A million aquatic creatures are on their way, firing off rockets. Please be ready to receive them!”