Journey to the West! Who Taught This Monkey to Be So Shameless?

Name: Journey to the West! Who Taught This Monkey to Be So Shameless?
Author: All-Night Spicy Snack

西游！这猴子究竟谁教的臭不要脸

by All-Night Spicy Snack (熬夜小辣条)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 1.1M Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 2d ago
Source: Fanqie

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Mount Buzhou collapsed, and heaven and earth were thrown into chaos. Stars turned into fiery meteors, wreaking havoc across Honghuang. The four poles crumbled, the nine provinces split apart. The sky no longer covered all, and the earth no longer bore all. Kindhearted Nuwa couldn’t bear to see living beings suffer. As the Mother of Earth, she would mend the sky with stones. She gathered five-colored stones and forged a furnace to remake heaven and earth. Looking at the extra one and a half five-colored stones in her hand, Nuwa glanced up at the sky. She had patched it up, but it was a bit ugly. Could she really be blamed? No, she’d never learned to sew! “I’ve got one and a half stones left, so I’ll save them for next time!” She casually tossed the five-colored stones onto a small island in the Kingdom of Aolai, in Dongsheng Shenzhou. Then Nuwa glanced at the sky again. It was a little crooked, not very pleasing to the eye. “Hmm, I’ll go kill a turtle. That thing has four legs, and they’re pretty sturdy. They can hold up the sky so it won’t be so crooked.” Not long after… “You stinking turtle, you lousy tortoise, quit chasing me! I only chopped off four of your legs!” The Divine Ao was furious. “You’re the turtle! Your whole family are turtles! You didn’t just chop off four legs, you took five!” Nuwa looked at the strange little leg in her hand, shaped like a mushroom cap, and stared in confusion. “Right, so what’s this one?” Without time to think, Nuwa casually tossed the last leg in her hand. It vanished into the horizon. The Divine Ao kept chasing her relentlessly. But that little leg she tossed away tore through the sky and struck a kindly old man riding an ox. “Hey, damn it! Who hit me? Who hit me… Huh? This mushroom-shaped staff is pretty nice!” Two thousand five hundred years later, a monkey was born ahead of his time. “Tremble, Tathagata! Your Grandpa Sun is here!”

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