The Cultivation World's Top Mouthpiece: The Whole Sect Begs Me to Shut Up

Name: The Cultivation World's Top Mouthpiece: The Whole Sect Begs Me to Shut Up
Author: Watching Snow and Rain at Zhongnan

修仙界第一嘴替，全宗门求我闭嘴

by Watching Snow and Rain at Zhongnan (终南望雨雪)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 475k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 11mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[Everyone can hear her thoughts + snark + goofy comedy + play the pig to eat the tiger + adored by all]

Reincarnated into a cultivation novel as a doomed junior sister, Ye Sheng has one lifelong dream: to coast through life and make it to the ending.

To avoid getting dragged into the main plot, she diligently plays the part of an unremarkable, lazy cultivator every day, showering her aloof, abstinent master, her refined senior brother, and her proud, sharp-tongued senior sister with over-the-top flattery.

What she doesn’t know is that the entire sect can hear her thoughts!

[Aaaah, Master looks so handsome today, but could you stop glaring at me with that icy face? Anyone who didn’t know better would think I owed you eight million spirit stones.]

[Big Senior Brother is as gentle as jade, but unfortunately, he’s a hopeless romantic. The heroine will trick him out of the sect’s treasure, and he’ll die horribly in a beast tide. Poor thing.]

[Third Senior Sister is gorgeous, but her temper is way too explosive. No wonder someone will drug her, destroy her Golden Core, and turn her into a villain.]

Later, her master’s icy expression cracked, her senior brother kept his distance from the heroine, and her senior sister crippled the hand of the person who tried to drug her.

Ye Sheng: ??? How did the whole plot go off the rails? Why are you all crowding around me? I really just want to be useless!

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