After Failing My Tribulation, My Boyfriend Turned Me In to the Nation

A supernatural story with two male leads, but it isn't scary.

Lu Yan spent a thousand years grinding away in the cultivation world and nearly ascended, only to be kicked back to the modern era by a bolt of heavenly lightning, with just a tenth of his cultivation left. He flew into a rage and threw a tantrum in the sea, accidentally... triggering an earthquake in Japan.

Shen Mochuan, head of Special Incident Investigation Division Seven, was ordered to investigate this “human-shaped natural disaster.” Looking at the guy before him, who was chewing on a lollipop and talking nonsense, he calmly wrote in his evaluation report: “Lu Yan, male, suspected severe chuunibyou. Threat level: S. Recommend bringing him into the fold.”

And so, the unusually named “Special Affairs Office” was officially established. Other people solve cases with science. They solve them with the supernatural.

A haunted house has an evil spirit?

Lu Yan: “Hey, kid, what dynasty are you from? See this thousand years of cultivation? Just dissipate on your own.”

A thousand-year-old tomb is crawling with zombies?

Lu Yan: “I'm an expert on this. I drank with their ancestors back in the day.”

The Yellow Immortal is asking for a title?

Lu Yan: “You look just like my long-lost son who knows how to scan QR codes and pay!”

Shen Mochuan's daily work has gone from writing reports to writing reports for his big shot, cleaning up the messes, and feeding him snacks.

When Lu Yan kneaded a vengeful ghost into a ball and used it as a lightbulb, Director Shen pushed up his glasses and finally lost his patience. “Lu Yan, energy conservation and environmental protection start with me.”