Lin Fan, a top fitness trainer on Earth, lived by the motto, “There's no muscle that protein powder can't convince.” After a barbell accident, however, his soul transmigrated into a cultivation world brimming with spiritual energy, where the Dao followed the ways of nature.
From the start, he was on nightmare difficulty: penniless, with nothing but a dilapidated martial arts school on the brink of collapse and a gang of thugs at the door demanding repayment of a three-million debt!
Just as he was wondering whether to run away naked or lie flat on the spot, an even more ridiculous 【Unapologetic Fitness Trainer System】 smacked him in the face.
【Mission: Open a gym within 72 hours!】
【Success reward: Protein powder!】
【Failure penalty: Run around naked shouting, “I'm a scrawny dog!”】
Lin Fan looked at the murderous thugs before him, then felt his eight-pack, his meal ticket, and put on a dazzling professional smile.
“Bro, you've got anterior pelvic tilt and weak core strength! Want to sign up? We'll count your three-hundred-tael debt toward the membership fee, and throw in a barrel of ancient, secret-recipe protein powder!”
And so, the whole world went completely off the rails...
While others cultivated qi, he did squats. While others flew on swords, he lifted barbells. While others swallowed pills, he chugged protein powder!
At the sect tournament, while other disciples traded spells, his muscular students roared, “Senior Brother, catch this hundred-catty stone lock!” “Senior Sister, let's do another set to failure!”
A peerless immortal beauty spent a fortune on a Pilates toning class, while a demonic big shot secretly asked how to get rid of his beer belly and build an eight-pack.
Lin Fan: “Want perfect Golden Core definition? Want a body tough enough to withstand heavenly tribulations? Come to Lin Fan's Fitness Club! We'll teach you everything, or your money back (just kidding)!