Calling a Giant Panda to Perform Last Rites at a Crime Scene

The first time Zhu Qingyun met Lu Wensheng, he was muttering to himself at a murder scene: “Boundless Heavenly Venerable. This benefactor, I can see a dark aura between your brows...”

The treasure-hunting mouse tucked in her sleeve suddenly squealed, “Mistress! The jade at his waist could buy ten Taoist temples!”

The next second, Lu Wensheng grabbed her wrist. “Fellow cultivator, there’s a demonic aura about you, ”

Before he could finish, she threw him over her shoulder and pinned him beside the body. “Touch me again and I’ll make you discuss cultivation with the deceased.”

Later, the entertainment world’s top-tier star Zhu Qingyun became famous for never touching genuine antiques while filming. Then, during a livestreamed variety show, she picked up a blue-and-white Ming vase and said, “Fake. It was buried in the ground just last week.”

As the comments went wild with complaints, the museum’s official account suddenly reposted the clip: “Thank you, Ms. Zhu, for helping us uncover a counterfeit swap scheme!”

That night, Lu Wensheng, the heir to the richest family, posted a photo of their marriage certificate on Weibo: “Meet my cultivation partner, @Zhu Qingyun (heart).”

While the whole internet crashed, the five-person team at a haunted house was busy forming hand seals and dissecting the case. “Stop showing off and exorcise this vengeful ghost before you post on Weibo!”