Honghuang: CEO of the Three Pure Ones Group

Chen Song, a young man from the modern world, becomes a conglomerate CEO and marries a rich beauty. His dream of reaching the pinnacle of life falls apart when he fails a job interview and gets hit by a dump truck on his way home, racking up another accident for the driver. When he wakes up, he has become an innate pine tree on Kunlun Mountain in the Primordial World. He meant to lie flat and photosynthesize, but Supreme Pure Laozi takes him as a disciple, making him the eldest disciple of the Three Pure Ones. He opens a mahjong parlor in the Purple Cloud Palace, finds bargains at Treasure Distribution Cliff, organizes team-building outings with the Wu Clan, and casually scams the Two Sages of the West into crying. Tongtian: "Eldest Nephew, bring me along next time you go chopping people up!" Yuanshi: "You're the public face of the Three Pure Ones. Try to act a little more dignified!" Laozi: "...Can I still keep this disciple?" Chen Song: "Master, our goal is to make the Three Pure Ones Group bigger and stronger!" Cultivating immortality in the Primordial World isn't about competing over who works hardest. I just want to take my uncles public on the stock market. Split up? What are you talking about? We all share one home, and its name is the Three Pure Ones!