From the Start, I Awakened a Gourd Vine and Became the God of War in the Siheyuan

[Absurd Reality + Urban High Martial Arts + Siheyuan Courtyard + Calabash Brothers + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + High Emotional Stakes]

I transmigrated to the 1960s and became Sha Zhu, a fool everyone bullied. Fortunately, the calabash vine inside me awakened on the spot!

[Ding! Unlocked Da Wa's Divine Strength: Strong enough to lift a massive cauldron!]

[Ding! Unlocked Si Wa's Spirit Flame: Refine pills and incinerate demons!]

…With all seven divine abilities at my command, I’ll start by taking the Siheyuan by storm.

Whether you’re a half-demon mole or a martial arts grandmaster, I’ll knock you out with one punch in my “Calabash Little King Kong” form!

Got a problem with that?

My magic calabash is made for dealing with anyone who does!