Cultivation Through Experience Points: I Rely on Gaming to Get Stronger

Cultivating immortality isn’t easy, unless you have a System.

After battling it out at an internet cafe for three days and nights, Jiang Lan blacked out. When he opened his eyes, he was a “white porcelain-grade expendable” at Cangsheng Sect. Bound by a blood contract from the start, he had become a debt slave, branded with the number 1023.

Just as he was about to die, a cyber-blue light burst across his retina:

[Game Life System bound successfully]

The moment I enter the game, you are all my experience points.

Cultivation? No, I’m just playing a game:

◆ Steal sword techniques under the Golden Tree’s laws in Elden Ring, then activate GTA V’s heist mode when pursued by a Nascent Soul elder.

◆ Put the sect’s guardian divine beast, a Deity Transformation cultivator, to sleep with Zoe’s bubble from League of Legends, then cross the Immortal-Slaying Sword Formation on the book bridge from It Takes Two.

◆ When the sect tournament turns into a PUBG-style shrinking-zone battle, his Royal Guard from Devil May Cry rebounds the Supreme Elder’s five-hit combo and knocks out his dentures.

“Transmigrate perks? No, this is a paid beta.”

Jiang Lan watched the System notifications, veins bulging on his forehead:

[Spend 100 years of lifespan to renew the Monster Hunter Long Sword module for one hour]

[Tribulation Realm Boss “Hongjun-Aulduar” has been air-dropped 550 li southeast]

[The Heavenly Punishment Sword Case has awakened an AI consciousness and is hunting the Host with the Zerg’s StarCraft-style mass-production speed]

He smashed apart a seventh spirit-stone mine and, amid a rain of crystal shards, sent a group invitation to the Immortal Venerables:

“Need a tank for the next dungeon run. DM me if you can take five hits from a Lord of Cinder in Dark Souls, ”

“Just so we’re clear, this time the wager is your nascent souls.”

The cultivation world trembled. What was this, if not a cultivation prodigy? It was the Fourth Calamity!