Back from the Steel Mill, I Teach Xu Damao How to Outwit the Courtyard's Birds

[Siheyuan fan fiction with major changes + fast-paced wish fulfillment + face-slapping and scum-crushing + absurd antics + revenge and making up for regrets]

In his previous life, Xia Yu was the “blood bag” of the Siheyuan courtyard: his compensation money was divided up, his house was seized, and in the end, he died after being cursed as someone who brought ruin to his father and himself.

In this life, he’s back with the “Beast Blood Pressure Monitor” his father left behind. This hunk of scrap metal can measure people’s true nature, and the higher their blood pressure, the dirtier the secrets it drags out!

“Xu Damao, I’ll teach you how to turn the people who bully you into mud beneath your feet.”

He pointed at the projectionist cowering in the corner. “Let’s start by practicing on Jia Zhangshi.”

The old hag’s hidden food coupons, Yi Zhonghai’s secret ledger, Qin Huairu’s abortion slip… One by one, the blood pressure monitor “spat” them out at the neighborhood office.

When all the courtyard’s beasts were on their knees begging for mercy, Xia Yu looked toward the railway tracks leading south and smiled. “This is just the beginning. Once I’ve forged Xu Damao into a blade, I’ll take Sha Zhu into the steel mill and bring Lou Xiaojing on as our strategist. We’re going to build the ‘Yu Xiao Group,’ an empire powerful enough to trample an entire era underfoot!”

Those who once fed on his flesh and blood would eventually kneel before his business empire, begging him to spare them a mouthful of food and let them live.