They Can Hear My Thoughts from the Start, So I’m Spoiling the Three Kingdoms Like Crazy

Liu Xuan wakes up to discover he has become the unlucky illegitimate son of Emperor Ling of Han. The Yellow Turban Rebellion is about to erupt, Dong Zhuo is on his way, and Luoyang is about to become a slaughterhouse. His plan is simple: keep his head down! Stay low-key! Save money! Run! But fate has other plans: his biggest secret is exposed! [The whole world can hear his inner thoughts!] Emperor Ling of Han slams the table. “Who’s calling me a wastrel? Wait... what do you mean, the Yellow Turban Rebellion?” The eunuch Jian Shuo trembles. “He Jin wants to kill me? Are these inner thoughts a prophecy?” General-in-chief He Jin furrows his brow. “That kid says I’m cannon fodder?” And so, as he vents his inner thoughts like mad, the wheels of history thunder down a completely derailed path... Liu Hong: “This man truly is an auspicious sign for the Han dynasty!” Liu Xuan: “Help! How did the Three Kingdoms get so messed up?! I just want to lie flat!”