Great Tang: Father, You're Too Good to Me, So I Have to Beat You Up

Li Mo woke up as Li Chengqian, crown prince of the Tang dynasty.

Knowing how miserable the original Li Chengqian’s fate would be, all he wanted was to eat, drink, and have fun as a carefree prince. But then he was bound to the infuriating [Troublemaking System]: if he didn’t court disaster, he’d die!

To earn rewards and stay alive, Li Chengqian gritted his teeth and started stirring up trouble: barbecues in the Eastern Palace, drag-racing through Chang’an with a gang of rich young heirs, and talking nonsense at court...

Day and night, he prayed, “Father, please beat me! Depose me! I’m begging you!”

But everything went completely off the rails!

He wore bizarre outfits, and Li Shimin said, “My son is a fashion pioneer!” Reward!

He disrupted court, and Li Shimin said, “The crown prince has a unique way of thinking!” Reward!

He nearly burned down the palace, and Li Shimin said, “Just be careful next time!” Reward again!

Li Chengqian was utterly baffled. “Father, wake up! Spoiling me like this will bring down the empire!”

He had no idea that Li Shimin, seated on the dragon throne, was looking at the potato seeds and statecraft strategies rewarded by the “Tolerate the Crown Prince’s Eccentricities” task in his [Caring for the Eldest Son System]. Grinning from ear to ear, he said, “Qian’er, don’t stop! Keep making trouble! My precious boy!”

And so, one father desperately tried to get himself demoted and stripped of his status, while the other spoiled him relentlessly, steady as a rock.

Wei Zheng was so furious he spat blood, Empress Zhangsun could only rub her temples in exasperation, and Li Tai turned green with envy. “Whoever wants the crown prince’s position can have it! I’m done with this family!”

The Tang court was forced to witness the everyday spectacle of a loving father and filial son, full of chaos, while the empire’s strength quietly soared amid the bizarre atmosphere...

This book is also known as: “Father, Your Love Is Like a Landslide!” “Me and My Hapless Dad” “This Crown Prince Is Clearly Overpowered, Yet All He Wants Is to Lie Flat”