Great Tang! I Broke into Li Er's Bridal Chamber, Angered My Mother, and Got My Engagement Canceled

He storms into Li Shimin’s wedding chamber from the start, lifts Guanyin Bi’s veil, drives his own mother, Empress Dou, to her grave, and even gets dumped by his childhood sweetheart Li Yuanba has the useless reputation of a “frail cripple,” but he’s secretly hiding a golden finger that can “pause the world with one click” (though it sometimes fails). He spends money like there’s no tomorrow, and every time he stomps his feet, it costs him a fortune! He may be the strongest fighter under heaven, but he’s also become the world’s top escape artist, all while shouting, “Little Li’s flying daggers never miss!” The face-slapping never lets up! Then he marries Yang Lan. Good grief! She charms the world and schemes against all under heaven; he just has to show off with his golden finger! Together, these two lunatics turn the Tang Dynasty into a madhouse!