Cultivating Immortality by Drinking Water: The System Simplifies Everything

Immortality cultivation does not lie above the Nine Heavens, but between the lips and teeth. To comprehend the Dao, there is no need to question gods or Buddhas; simply bend down and sip from the mortal world.

For cultivators, ascension means escaping the mundane world. For demonic cultivators, nirvana means plunging deeper into it.

Yan Yawei, a menial disciple, accidentally saves Jing Xian, the Dao Sect’s sacred maiden, and activates the All-Purpose Enlightenment System. It simplifies cultivation techniques into hilarious everyday practices. Though Yan Yawei has an inferior spiritual root, the System simplifies the Azure Lotus Heart Sutra into “cultivating by drinking water,” the Scarlet Flame Heaven-Burning Palm into “eating goji berries,” and movement techniques into “walking.” He breaks through at an absurd speed, shocking the entire cultivation world. Later, when the Netherworld Sect hunts him down, the System has no choice but to fall into a deep slumber. To help its master, the protagonist’s nascent soul is randomly teleported somewhere, only to find itself inhabiting the body of a barbarian named Xu Mu on the Barbarian Continent. This is the story of his demonic cultivation and adventures across the Barbarian Continent.