Everyone in the Sect Is a Spy, and I'm the Only Honest One

See how an honest man who only wants to lie flat is forced to become the “Chief Inspector,” coordinating everything and commanding awe throughout the heavens, after a bunch of drama-loving undercover agents wildly misinterpret everything he does! Lin Cheng only wants to lie flat, but accidentally passes the Starry Sky Sect’s entrance exam. He thinks he’s on the broad road to a lazy life of cultivation, not knowing that he’s just stepped into the jaws of danger! His gentle senior sister is an immortal of the righteous path, his stern senior brother a scourge of the demonic path, the old man who sweeps the floor is a cult leader, and even the cafeteria lady is a big shot from the demon race... Everyone in the sect, from top to bottom, is an undercover agent! Lin Cheng is the only honest person ever recruited through proper channels. He only wants to grow vegetables, but everyone thinks he’s cultivating an ultimate demonic art. He makes an offhand complaint, and it’s revered as a divine pronouncement containing the Great Dao. His alchemy furnace explodes, yet somehow he produces an unparalleled poison pill that leaves everyone trembling. Even a trip down the mountain to buy groceries gets imagined as a world-shaking black-market deal! When the righteous alliance arrives at the city gates and every undercover identity is about to be exposed, Lin Cheng is backed into a corner. Holding up a broken mirror, he shouts in despair, “Stop fighting! We’re all on the same side!” In an instant, everything goes silent. The undercover agents suddenly understand and fall to their knees. “Greetings, Chief Inspector!” Lin Cheng: “???” See how an honest man who only wants to lie flat is forced to become the “Chief Inspector,” coordinating everything and commanding awe throughout the heavens, after a bunch of drama-loving undercover agents wildly misinterpret everything he does! Also known as: “How the Whole Sect Wants Me to Be the Boss,” “I’m the Sect’s Beloved Mascot While Working Undercover,” and “Please Stop Making Things Up in Your Heads!”