Get Stronger by Slacking Off: I Ascend to Immortality by Choosing to Lie Flat

[Slacker System + Portable Space]

A brainless feel-good power fantasy with multiple heroines, a flamboyant, goofy male lead, and amateurish writing. If that bothers you, don’t read!

After being crushed to death by KPIs, overworked office worker Xiao Wuya wakes up as a spoiled wastrel in the Xiao family of the Eastern Wilderness. The moment he opens his eyes, he’s caught in a from-the-start predicament: his family is forcing him into marriage, while the Liu family is breaking off his engagement. At this critical moment, the “Slacking Makes You Stronger System” binds to him. Its beginner mission is to publicly humiliate his fiancée within three days, or he’ll be forced to listen to “Love Transactions” on repeat.

To complete the mission, he puts on a flashy pink brocade robe and eats low-grade Qi-Gathering Pills upside down. Instead, spiritual energy surges into him and stuns everyone. He successfully drives off the Liu family and unlocks an antigravity breathing technique and Slacking Points. After that, he lies flat and cultivates. While others toil for ten years, he takes a nap and breaks through three realms. He accidentally triggers a hidden achievement, earning a slacker’s space where he raises Ao Tuntian, a young Chaos Dragon.

While the entire cultivation world works itself to the bone, Xiao Wuya earns rewards and rewrites his fate by slacking off. He only needs to achieve 996 slacking milestones to ascend to the immortal realm, and he swears he’ll make all those workaholics “cry from the grind.”